No!....NOT THAT CROW...yano the black crows?...the birds.
Well i was in a op shop up Barossa way and was happy having a rumage through the moth eaten and BO smelly clothes when a huge black crow flew in the door!!!....*BEEP*
unfortunatly for me...ive seen the most recent Resident Evil movie...which if you've seen it you would remember the scenes of huge flocks of crows that have happen to be 'zombie' crows..who have been infected because of feasting of infected flesh!...one of the characters gets mauled to death by these evil red eyed crows.
NOW. you understand the fear that came over me...and mum (who i hid behind).
As you know most OP shops are run by little old ladies sipping tea and talking about the olden days, WELL this op shops different!...still the old ladies...but this one has bred the tough country nanna types...whys this you say ...
Whilst me and mum were trying to get as far away from the crow as possible, the nanna quite confidently said " Its only a baby the poor thing" lunged for the crow ...grabbed it legs and turned it upside down and rushed it outside...not without a struggle though...it was happily mauling nannas hands and 'crowing/squarking'.
So im not sure its a great idea to visit that Op shop...said nanna maybe infected?
...and when we left that crow was still hanging around the front ...happy to sit upon the clothes racks.
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